Tuesday, June 26, 2012

the big issues

There comes a time in everyone's life when you have to ask yourself the big questions. Who am I? Where am I going? Why am I here? What is the best music video in Beyonce's body of work? Well, dear reader, I'm here to guide you through these rough seas of ontological disillusionment. Strap yourself in.

5. Single Ladies


There are two types of people in this world - those who have pretended to be Beyonce in this video clip, and liars.

4. Diva
A diva is a female version of a hustler, as Bey aptly demonstrates during these four minutes.

3. Telephone ft. Lady Gaga
Sure you have to wait 5 minutes for Beyonce to show, but they actually sent this video into space to prove to any intergalactic travellers that humanity is capable of great beauty.

2. Why Don't You Love Me?

In which Beyonce brings feminism into its fourth wave.

1. Countdown
For its gif potential, Beyonce pregnancy conspiracy theory fodder, and the lyrics "Ladies, if you love yo man, show him who da flyest. Grind up on it, girl, show him how you ride it."